Money: Today, my future mother-in-law decided the plates used by our... - FML

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By Bride - 15/04/2017 18:00

Today, my future mother-in-law decided the plates used by our wedding venue were too ugly for her liking, and requested we buy new ones. For 400 guests. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 April 2017 18:12

Did she see her reflection in the plate?

appletreee 30

Saturday 15 April 2017 18:08

Well it's a good thing it's not her wedding or she would be paying a fortune, OP.

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 5:02

Let your husband deal with it... tell him that his mom should feel free to buy nicer plates for the venue if she so chooses. It may be a trap though to see if you will launch into a territorial argument over the plates with her... With a big smile you could say that's a great idea worth considering, and then do what ever you want.

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