Miscellaneous: Today, my country elected a man who thinks global warming is...

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By mycountryisdumb - 09/11/2016 06:54 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my country elected a man who thinks global warming is a hoax. FML

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childproofpizza 19

Wednesday 10 May 2017 13:20

at least he doesn't think gun control works. because it doesn't.

SinnMaster 8

Wednesday 12 July 2017 2:22

At least we didn't elect a serial killer, criminal, or communist.

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helepto 5

Thursday 4 May 2017 14:58

a m e r i c a

childproofpizza 19

Wednesday 10 May 2017 13:20

at least he doesn't think gun control works. because it doesn't.

papa_raatsi 9

Monday 5 June 2017 21:53

It is.

Sunrox 4

Tuesday 27 June 2017 0:38

I could feel my brain cells dying as I read that

Cat's Paw 15

Tuesday 11 July 2017 18:05

It's going to be a VERY long four years.

SinnMaster 8

Wednesday 12 July 2017 2:22

Very great four years.

SinnMaster 8

Wednesday 12 July 2017 2:22

At least we didn't elect a serial killer, criminal, or communist.

smarterthanyou804 5

Monday 24 July 2017 2:59

Man-made global warming is a giant hoax.

adrianctin 9

Sunday 27 August 2017 11:00

It's still funny for us, Europeans, how you Americans are ******* yourself :)) But UK, and Poland are slowly following you

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