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By unluckydude - 29/06/2013 22:19 - Colombia - Tunja

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

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Ah yes, homophobic jokes, so funny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By check your husband! - 04/01/2023 09:00

Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML

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By ballnchain - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 02/07/2025 17:00 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML

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Rubbing it in, Sharon

By single and not mingling - 04/06/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Are you for real?

By Anonymous - 15/11/2025 15:00

Today, as revenge for cheating on her, my now-ex girlfriend sent pictures of me at a Halloween party to my boss and the HR department. I'm in blackface. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 10:21

Why would that be a joke? People are so messed up sometimes.

trixy12 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:24

What the hell? Oh I'm cheating on you with my coworker, hahaha. I don't get it.

Comments

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:26

why would any one do that seriously whats wrong with the world

armyaggie 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:33

Man up! (Unless you're a woman, in which case the only thing I'd worry about is him asking for pics. Guys tend to dig that stuff.) P.S. I'm a moron.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:10

Yeah, everyone knows we only think with our dicks. We're all totally cool with our partners betraying us in one of the worst ways possible as long as it's with another woman.

soullyfe 33

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:41

I wonder if she would also find it amusing if you were to record her saying that she thought it would be funny to mess with her husband's feelings and send it to him.

Huddisher 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:53

Your coworker is an asshole.

rhapsodys 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:00

That's a pretty sick joke. Your co-worker is nuts...

accountnamevalid 3

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:15

I'm assuming you don't mean literally funny, but meant it more as a figure of speech. Like, she was angry at him, and told him this to get revenge for something he'd done. Either way, she had no right to drag you into her marital dysfunction. You can go to HR over this, since this is sexual harassment. That wouldn't be funny, but at least warranted.