Kids: Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire.... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up to the fire department at my house. Why? My brother called 911 thinking there was a fire after turning the heat on for the first time all winter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Elephant1718 - 12/06/2013 01:16 - United States - The Dalles

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML

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Top comments

Awesomeaxel 24

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:40

Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:36

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

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LeavenSilva 27

Monday 12 January 2015 0:58

Key word being "trying" I hope?

vb68_fml 28

Monday 12 January 2015 1:19

This is not a FML, report him to the cops he's deranged and you're in danger. Not funny

vlalam 24

Monday 12 January 2015 1:43

some brotherly love.. siblings, u can't get enough of them..

lesly30 14

Monday 12 January 2015 1:54

Brothers are fun... lol

ThatNinjaBoy 9

Monday 12 January 2015 2:04

I hope by saying "trying" that means he didn't finish lighting it on fire before you woke up...

factsarelife 7

Monday 12 January 2015 2:07

Damn

exuberant_orange 17

Monday 12 January 2015 2:48

I think this needs a follow up! XD

kewpiesuicide 29

Monday 12 January 2015 2:56

That's more serious than most people even consider. Mattresses can catch fire very quickly and burn half of your house within minutes. I spent my summer cleaning up a fire damaged house that started with a cigarette on a mattress.

captain_crook 17

Monday 12 January 2015 3:05

come on brother light my fire, try to set the bed on fire. :P -the doors

BlondePsycho 43

Monday 12 January 2015 3:21

You must be flaming mad. Is your brother really hot headed or just a pyromaniac?

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