Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of...

By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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Same thing different taste

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By nazirah4shizzle - 15/05/2015 19:54 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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margokle 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:38

Is your "boyfriend" a cat?

SandraGee 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:43

I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.

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redranger4 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:20

You're not supposed to wear tampons to bed.

SmotNyleve 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:45

Lmfao

BoredBrunette 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:26

At least it wasn't another girls string....

FollowMe 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 9:22

Who says people are strange???

Kolby27 1

Friday 14 October 2011 2:30

isn't that like uber bad for you

cheerleader205 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:27

That's freaking funny

t0rnadeau 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 14:35

You shouldn't sleep with a tampon in

vannaxo 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:47

LOL.

chrisramsay 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:05

Omg my boy friend has done that to but I was not asleep

brownov6969 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:22

Hahhahahaha funny

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Same thing different taste

Dumbass

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