Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"... - FML

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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You deserved it 212

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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You deserved it 19 804

By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

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Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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You deserved it 8 209

Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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rbubbles 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:03

Haha has he poked it yet?

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_IHeartMusic_ 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:01

WIN.

dentondobbins 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:10

Does it have any photos

ChucknorrisisGod 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:21

I just wish I thought of this first

MeMeek 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:30

Just have a few of your male friends check in ass well and he will get real tired of it. Also it will be easy to find out if he is cheating, just check your feed :P

KandiceCane 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:41

I've got to say that is quite brilliant

beef25967 2

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:49

That's funny to me.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:52

Like.

Furytalon 14

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:58

LOL @ 5-6

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

Does he ever "check out"?

amazingjane 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:08

Wow, really? That's kinda funny but I would be horrified!

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Today, my grandma told me that if she was a braver person, she would've actually have split up with grandad on their second date, but she was afraid of being alone so she married him instead and had a bunch of kids she never actually wanted. Wow. FML

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Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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