By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

And you had SEX with him?? Wow. Desperation at an extreme.

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ObeyTheSnarf 0

I wish MY first time had been that romantic. >_>'

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Snow223 0

Best first time ever then! My friend said she wishes a guy would do that! haha

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DomoCullen 0

that's funny as hell. my boy friend did a roleplay and his "thing" was a lightsaber and he was darthvader

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J0gby 0

he was showing you his "sorcerer stones"

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skitzoyd 0

Awesome way to do it!!!!!!

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CarterColbie 4

You lucky son of a bitch, this is better than the Star Trek one. Well, that's how this Harry Potter fan would wanna do things... Haha Ginny...

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skilletobsess96 0

haha ehatkinda fruit are you dealing with here? that's halarious!

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