Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear....

By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear "we should break up" instead. FML

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theteal 0

Monday 14 December 2009 20:23

Build-a-bears should be used for good not evil. :(

jif_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 20:08

seriously?

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doglover100 28

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:24

That seems like a lot of money spent for a breakup. Set the bear on fire in his house.

wtfmeesh 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 21:29

That's ****** up

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 11:28

The guy on the illustration looks like Pewdiepie xD

DontSaveMe 16

Tuesday 23 July 2013 13:05

#185: It's all okay now :P XD

Krystal3408 32

Wednesday 7 August 2013 10:24

Wow that is a horrible way to break up.

Evilpishi 18

Wednesday 21 August 2013 8:33

You must have been un-bear-able!

lisamarcella 14

Saturday 31 August 2013 11:17

I wonder what the OP did with the bear..

KatHelm 17

Wednesday 18 June 2014 23:23

Wasted money on a breakup? You didn't wanna marry someone that dumb anyways.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 30 August 2014 1:51

$30 to breakup? He's an idiot OP.

TiggyBonkers 32

Friday 21 November 2014 10:11

Passive-Aggressive much?

tbhwhy 12

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:38

Wow, that's the most creative way I've seen so far. But he should've just manned up and told you face to face.

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