Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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talicaroxi 25

Saturday 11 April 2015 0:38

aww I think that's cute. plus that is my kind of wierd haha

crowley666 10

Saturday 2 May 2015 21:28

that's adorable

outofmyluck10 6

Friday 29 May 2015 7:19

Is it sad that i same thing just happened to me..

awesumous 16

Sunday 31 May 2015 7:43

Sooooo, romantic. Adorable! He is amazing

awesumous 16

Sunday 31 May 2015 7:46

This one a keeper!

Naomi_Reisch 6

Sunday 31 May 2015 22:59

That's cute

Thoragon 0

Thursday 11 June 2015 2:51

It could be so much worse though.

mickfly117 0

Tuesday 30 June 2015 4:11

Oh...?

Sapirio 11

Sunday 5 July 2015 5:55

Awww that's so cute!!!!

ChrisMora 16

Wednesday 22 July 2015 1:36

That's bad how?

im_a_squid 25

Monday 12 October 2015 1:10

That is honestly super cute! Haha, but I'm probably just saying that because my boyfriend would do the exact same thing. x)

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