Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive...

By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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deebo77 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:05

maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.

alekim 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl

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yumher1 4

Sunday 30 December 2012 9:59

And to 24, they didn't make a Camaro in 2010, so.

SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 17 August 2014 5:22

My truck would be too if compared to you... sorry OP

ginahager2 10

Monday 29 December 2014 2:50

I was a little scared that was gonna happen with me mad my bf but not anymore... Sorta haha

Rammer3500 23

Saturday 24 January 2015 18:14

There are some beautiful cars out there...

thehellisthis 12

Tuesday 19 May 2015 3:30

uh as a woman I can say this would phase me not at all, cars are sexy. I perfer older muscle

XxPojoxX 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 20:22

Tell him to **** that shit from now on. Make him sleep in it instead of next to you

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