Love: Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Spooky season special

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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thatonedame 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

Comments

sricious 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:32

why are you still with her?? obviously a huge drama queen:s..

TheDrifter 23

Friday 6 August 2010 23:53

Oh I'm sure the fmlers can think of at least one reason he's still with her. It may not be worth it but some things are hard to give up.

Doopliss01 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:32

hoe dichter bij de nul..

sricious 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:35

whahaha hoe strakker om de l*l:p..

Vanni 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:54

English only, guys! We have sibling sites in other languages, but no Dutch (that is Dutch, right?). Feel free to message each other in any language, though.

jebby011 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:34

bananas. ring ring ring ring bananaphone

Vanni 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 7:02

As long as it's still using English words, have at it! =)

MeltedMint 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:36

O_o drama queen, nutjob....all over that lame movie? Fail. Should have just left her there.

reallymily 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:36

I never did that, so why should a 24 year old be doing that?

Janeegirl94 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:37

wowwwww. I thought girls were suppose to be more mature than guys

derschadenfreude 5

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:44

that's a common misconception, 30, they just mature sexually faster, meaning they go through puberty sooner, something the OP would be able to tell you, since it's just pedobear wearing a rubber mask. he's sneaky, typing 24 year old. he almost got us that time, that sneaky pedobear