Love: Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house,...

By inconnue - 18/03/2013 22:34 - France - Lyon

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

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MakinMills 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 9:05

Who doesn't love Dora? She taught me Spanish!

locomodo 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 9:09

Don't you get it? He wants you to explore & find 'it'. Be adventurous ;)

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zombieladi 14

Monday 1 April 2013 9:32

next thing you know he'll be asking.you to dress up like her

roseeabayy 7

Thursday 4 April 2013 1:25

Hahahahahahhaa!

MisZ28 5

Friday 5 April 2013 20:50

Is it just me or doesn't the girl look like Dora? So maybe that's why he has Dora sheets lol

mattlw 25

Monday 8 April 2013 15:15

Well, I guess you should either learn spanish or dump your BF. Decisions.

mattlw 25

Monday 8 April 2013 15:22

Did he have Barney posters on the walls and sesame street pajamas?

rg350dx 29

Friday 19 April 2013 4:50

Scary.

Special_Psycho 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 21:55

Wow, déja vú (sorry for the misspelling), I saw one FML about this woman who got a new haircut and her son said she looked like Dora. Kinda creepy.

ckyorelse 18

Sunday 21 April 2013 7:54

Well it could have been much worse, it could have been Beiber

BethanyHills 10

Monday 13 May 2013 7:39

That's awesome.

NaN101 27

Monday 20 May 2013 21:56

Strange.

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