By Firepants - 28/08/2010 16:04 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML
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JennaXRawr 0

Lol, thanks guys, after reading these comments, I had to register on this site and give you guys the full story since my submission could only have 300 characters. I was sitting on the ground, cleaning out my horses' water bucket. I was wearing shorts, and I apparently sat on a nest of them without knowing. I felt a pain and I stood up to find a crapton of ants crawling around on the ground. Sadly, I was wearing cut off shorts, so some of the ants were "weaved" into the strings that hung from the end of my shorts. I began to rub them off crazily and cursing while they kept biting away...let's just say my horse gave me the weirdest look in the word :) You guys make me laugh :P

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jrcoleman17 0

U better call 911 cuz her ass is on FIRE!!!

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lilkilla13 0

how the hell did u get ant bites there anyway? what is that a new technique of masturbation? and those fee ants didn't go to where u wanted for ur ******

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Senseless_487 29

I'm pretty sure she explained the story. #58 was OP. You should read a bit before you post.

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JennaXRawr 0

Oh aren't you funny ? Read my comment which completely explains how I got bit, genius :)

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heavymetalman1 0

Please, your parents probably caught you with an eniema bag up your ass and thats why they call you firebutt.

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brittanynsimons 0

the gift that keeps giving... lol... It's called herp.

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maryamd 3

I feel you I got attacked by a group of them yesterday and some random bug bit me today too :(

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