Miscellaneous: Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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SHUSH

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 12:00

Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By Bigbaby - 11/06/2015 22:29 - United States - Ontario

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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Phoebe??

By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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Phlecks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:09

Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.

jm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?

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aboynamedauston 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:58

I made an FML account just to tell all the dicks in this thread to **** OFF. I'm sorry that you feel scared enough of your own manhood that you have to insult someone else's. I'm not sure what I would have done in your situation dude... the little girl was a bitch, but she's a little girl - 7 year olds are booksmart, not experienced. I feel for you tho. My sister's done the same thing to me. It's hard, but remember, it takes all kinds to make this world go 'round.

Richieq212 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:31

dont feel bad i almost cried during the end of the Fat Albert movie

XmasterlinkxX 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:29

well u dont gotta feel bad. the movie did have some pretty sad parts.

Randy2727 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:32

Owned

tomarino13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:54

I had no problem wat so ever watching anything in that movie, exspecially since it's halirious how could u cry??!! grow a pair.....

tomarino13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:00

If u don't believe me that I saw it, a lady dies at the begining, won't say who so I spoil it.

tomarino13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:02

So I DONT spoil it******

mrpajamasharkman 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:19

It's okay... I cried too.

sideburnz711 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:49

its pixar, i havent' seen Up yet but i definitely cried in Wall-E.

kewlkidd 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:11

I love that little girl, badass! She's got the right idea(: I saw it. I'm a fourteen year old girl. It was sad, got sadder, then the saddest, And they get ice cream?? What the H?! So seven or seventeen movie is sad. She just had no soul.