By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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perdix 29

You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

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DocBastard 38

At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.

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gene818 13

Best not let it be an annual thing

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smbio 17

At least at this rate, things can only get better, right?

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L_Lovegood 19

I love the "Nuuuuuuu!"-face in the comic ;)

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SLaCkErZzz 2

Things like this really sucks....Totally agreed with the person above me....

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rcbarnes 24

Very "Home Alone," of the burglar, eh?

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WTFmoments75 5

Oooh, umm... Happy new Year! Heh heh ah *scratches back of neck awkwardly*

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