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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Nic - 13/09/2016 20:16 - United States - Orlando

Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML

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You deserved it 1 167

Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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You deserved it 202

Goodbye

By Noname - 28/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

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You deserved it 6 343

Raincheck?

By jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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You deserved it 132

By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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You deserved it 20 885

By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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Spillage

By Anonymous - 21/11/2025 22:00

Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML

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You deserved it 128

By faulty plumbimg! - 31/08/2013 12:14 - India

Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 127

Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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You deserved it 13 391

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 22:06 - United States

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

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You deserved it 4 270

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:29

So in other words you got the job?

UncleCaitlyn 21

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:39

Did you play it off and wink or apologize

Comments

Machiavelli342 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 7:15

Nice job lol

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 7:23

You really shouldn't use your body like that. It's promoting sexism.

kristergirl 13

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:07

that's one way to make an impression

MrUnlucky246 9

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:55

Bet you got the job after that ?

MrUnlucky246 9

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:56

Bet you got the job after that ;)

Mean_Girl 5

Saturday 10 October 2015 9:28

Well, Christian Grey liked it.

PrideOfTheFallen 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 11:38

Hopefully you weren't in a thong...

Katasuki 11

Saturday 10 October 2015 12:15

*****

vikky538 28

Saturday 10 October 2015 15:33

I saw this story before ... Ah... In a **** movie

tomvertigo 17

Saturday 10 October 2015 15:47

Yikes - sorry that happened to you OP. Hope you got the job either way - watch your step!

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