By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

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Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

This is the breast story I've ever heard.

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WolliBolli 23

The proper use of you're and your made me slightly happier than the fml... Maybe it's just me :P

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Tripartita 44

Autosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of; I wish you and yourself all the best.

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RedPillSucks 31

I love cars too. you meant autoeroticism, right?

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Tripartita 44

No. Both words contain the prefix "auto", so if one word refers to cars, both would. Simply Googling the term "autosexual" returns websites and articles expounding on sexual attraction to oneself. Your love of cars falls under mechanophilia.

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NamesIncognita 15

that exists...? ill hide in my basement forever...

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Megatron_Griffin 25

Would you do me?...I'd do me..I'd do me so hard.

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HappyItalian 38

Haha that scene always makes me laugh even though it shouldn't

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ScarletteNyte 16

I'm sorry, but that was actually hilarious.

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