Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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What are you doing?

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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teamlightskin 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:00

Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!

maz95 17

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:01

Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.

Comments

jerry2011 4

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:21

Did you like it?

ChancellorJ 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:34

Yum.

insertnameherr 11

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:45

You sir, being the 69th comment of a relatively sexual FML, had the duty of coming up with something a little bit more amusing than "Yum." Please don't take advantage of being #69. It is a privilege only few get. Your time will come, sir. Your time will indeed come.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:47

spurious generalizations are spurious

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:51

Why was her thong on her rack? Wouldn't that cause a thong shaped tan line on her *******? *runs from mob with pitch forks*

brittanywashere 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 19:12

Lol!! My day is made after reading this...you definitely deserved it.

AgentClassyPants 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 19:23

I hope you pulled off the old, "I know..."

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 16 January 2013 19:30

Of course she sniffed my boxers in fact one time she gave me a sniff job best nose action I've ever gotten.

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 19:39

"Has anyone of your girlfriends sniffed your boxers until now? " Ball sweat and poop stains...Nah, I'd rather not sniff them.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 16 January 2013 20:29

I don't know which is worse, that you're a panty-sniffing perv or that your girlfriend's mom wears thongs. Either way, if you don't know whose panties they are, you leave them alone. YDI.