Miscellaneous: Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep...

By mom - 06/12/2012 19:23 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML

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By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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Let me rest!

By Sodapop - 03/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I'm working 12-hour overnight shifts for the next three days. My fiancee can't seem to grasp the concept of sleeping during the day, and keeps coming into the bedroom and telling me to stop being lazy. FML

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Teamwork

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 05:01

Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML

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Sleepless in Singapore

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML

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I'm so tired

By Anonymous - 07/11/2025 22:00

Today, my husband yelled at me for asking him to get the kids ready for school after he got off work. He works overnights, so I figured that since he's already awake, he can help out, since I'm not a morning person at all. Apparently he needs sleep "IMMEDIATELY" once he gets off work. FML

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Today, on The Love Boat…

By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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Compassion

By Anemity_is_my_name - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML

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Clomping hell

By Anonymous - 25/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates bought new cowboy boots. He insists on wearing them indoors. Every morning he paces up and down the linoleum areas of the apartment with the boots on until he absolutely has to go to work, waking us up with the clomping noises. I and my other roommate work night and graveyard shifts. FML

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keverdeen 14

Friday 7 December 2012 3:06

Monster in law....

godhelpusall111 12

Friday 7 December 2012 3:05

What the hell did you do that for?

Comments

wifeyHo2011 1

Friday 7 December 2012 7:57

Wow what a bitch , you really deserve it , should of asked your daughter before doing that . If that happened to my husband then it would be more then a shoe

AndysFancy 6

Friday 7 December 2012 8:00

If your daughter is old enough to be married, she's old enough to handle her own household. How dare you try to wake him up by slamming around. Butt the **** out!!

hewro_failure 11

Friday 7 December 2012 8:02

You probably should have asked why he was sleeping in so late rather than taking the initiative upon yourself to wake him up...

RoseCrystal 17

Friday 7 December 2012 8:17

Well, aren't you the ideal bitch mother in law.

MyCommentsSuck 21

Friday 7 December 2012 8:24

At no point did you not deserve that. Did it not cross your mind to ask if he was ill or had a new job? As someone who works overnight, judgemental people who don't bother to ask piss me off.

slowlybreakingme 14

Friday 7 December 2012 8:25

In-laws. -.-

diego2k5 6

Friday 7 December 2012 8:29

only good thing about this is he only threw a shoe at you... I would have gone with something bigger.

bugmenotmofo 34

Friday 7 December 2012 8:30

you madam, are a ****.

guitarmageddon 6

Friday 17 February 2017 13:33

I work nights, and if someone did this to me I'd be pissed. you are a ******* bitch, regardless of if it's an accident. you shouldn't do that stupid shit in someone else's house.