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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 136

You deserved it 32 213

By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 344

You deserved it 40 897

By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 784

You deserved it 58 945

By Margaret - 26/12/2018 02:00

Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 115

You deserved it 5 607

By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 909

You deserved it 52 578

By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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You deserved it 9 163

By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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You deserved it 26 671

By ipodless - 13/10/2011 00:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 4 338

By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 944

You deserved it 6 838

By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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You deserved it 4 303

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

The cure for cancer could be hidden in those, and none of us would ever know.…

minidinosaurgoes 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

One does not simply read the terms and conditions.

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elizacandle 29

Monday 6 May 2013 1:58

So what did it say?

DeanWnchstr12479 6

Wednesday 5 June 2013 2:31

Was there anything about agreeing to going to school or anything like that?

sydstoomuch 19

Friday 27 December 2013 18:22

What does it say!?

cjlerch 29

Monday 18 August 2014 9:55

Is it true that it's illegal to use iTunes to build nuclear weaponry?

MehrunesDagon456 20

Monday 22 September 2014 17:08

Did you find Waldo?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 7 December 2014 22:10

What does it say?

erjgyflover 18

Tuesday 30 June 2015 9:54

"Oh shit... Why did i agree?!"

paraka21 11

Sunday 6 September 2015 13:12

thats a new level of bored

LikeReallyBruhh 8

Monday 7 March 2016 7:11

I legit think you're an alien...

Tikmysta 20

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:39

HAHAHAHAHA Shame man, I feel for you

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Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML

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Today, my dad informed me that my mother's 100k life insurance policy was being processed perfectly, for him. I rent a falling apart mobile home and work 3 jobs to get by. He owns outright and already gets all her pension benefits, etc. I am receiving nothing as inheritance. FML

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Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML

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You deserved it 8 745

Today, my muscles are sore in my arm. I told my boyfriend I think I slept on it wrong. Truth is, it's from masturbation. He won't have sex until we're married. FML

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You deserved it 651

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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You deserved it 1 976

Today, my sister told me about a website that explained why our stressed cat has been obsessively pulling out the fur on her legs. Interested, I asked for a link. Not just out of deep concern for the cat, but because I have the same problem. FML

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You deserved it 5 931

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