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By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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By coolchicka05 - 06/10/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

Comments

suckmybrain 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:21

your own fault for exposing it.

cubicarts 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:21

you should definitely report these assholes. pouring warm liquid in your asscrack? i'd call that sexual harassment.

tama332 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:05

yessss

loganberrybat 11

Monday 28 May 2012 23:06

Blink at someone in a strange fashion and you Americans would call it sexual harassment. Get a grip, it's bullying

mrbobmarley4 8

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:44

^this

threer 30

Monday 14 October 2013 23:19

Way to stereotype Americans, #185. It's definitely bullying, though.

Paws_Cat 29

Friday 19 June 2015 4:33

^no.

Dori_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:22

Maybe now you'll wear pants that fit correctly.

hotstuff4_hockey 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:22

ha ha , honestly who thinks of this kind of stuff ? but thats hilarious .

disgruntled_stdt 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:23

In a very different context, pouring some butter first would be the considerate thing to do

f3ral 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:25

I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh.

jennaleighhh 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:26

ahahaha to #15

0_9 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:27

HAHAHA!

zoo_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:27

OHHHH MY GOSH! i feel sooo bad for you!

aupilot 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:31

I feel bad for the poor souls who must endure your fat ass day in and day out. You should consider yourself fortunate it was only butter.

sierrapee 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:21

Wow your rude

xyz700 5

Wednesday 29 August 2012 4:22

You should never call someone fat. It doesn't matter if you're joking or not

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