Health: Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes...

By fiercehawk - 24/04/2013 06:23 - United States - Scottsburg

Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

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Ian7890 23

Wednesday 24 April 2013 15:58

Cover your mouth and apologize if necessary.

tinman1166 5

Wednesday 24 April 2013 15:59

Hopefully others are aware of tthat meds effects. At least it doesn't react like Viagra.

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jaybear13 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 7:21

defo awkward

Wild_On_Wisdom 8

Wednesday 8 May 2013 21:22

That's a little rude

scarymommabear1 9

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:26

because yawning is a side effect of medicine?

ExorcistParrot 11

Thursday 19 February 2015 11:32

Did you at least try explaining that it was a side effect? And if you did, were they accepting of it?

krakenbanana 15

Saturday 30 January 2016 7:11

just explain it to them

KJ6 21

Wednesday 16 November 2016 14:59

Warn everyone ahead of time. It's that simple.

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