Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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FuckMyLifeMost 10

Tuesday 3 November 2015 8:16

Don't worry. My dog bit me in the balls cuz I was walking faster then him.

Xx_Not_3mo_xX 8

Sunday 15 November 2015 23:52

YDI that poor kitten

newtisbae 11

Sunday 13 December 2015 15:26

That poor kitten should post that here, not you.

reddog66 5

Tuesday 2 February 2016 2:15

Dang, that cat was a little nutty.

Look_A_Sloth 11

Thursday 3 March 2016 16:02

Are you 9? Christ you need to grow up.

sparky82 11

Friday 1 April 2016 14:48

Don't mess with kitteh.

nibz12 5

Tuesday 10 April 2018 20:34

you 110% deserved it

jc1015 25

Sunday 14 July 2019 12:44

YDI...too bad it wasn’t an adult with fully grown claws and teeth. That would’ve been even more satisfying to read.

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