Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

Cats and kittens are intelligent and know what dignity is. You fart in a cat or kitten's face, expect to get scratched...My brother learned that the hard way by sticking my cat in his pants. My cat scratched his nuts and dug his claws in.

jkcarr1 2

Friday 21 May 2010 2:14

EPIC FAIL!!!! XD LMFAO

chrissie23 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:55

that seriously made me laugh out loud XD

spider1991 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 4:56

this actually made me lol

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