Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a...

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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casscontagious 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:31

LMAO. i feel the same as #6. Cops sketch me out. I've done that before. & sometimes I just speed up my stride and turn all these corners.. :P

notanazi 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:35

Epic fail. You should be posting on failblog, not fml.

heyitzmeh 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:45

stupid.

Funtertaining11 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:46

What? Are you serious? Someone's been zoning out today.

chunkofplastic 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:46

i thought that was hilarious.

foreverxalwaysx 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:46

hahahaha, i just added this to my favorites.

Curbstomps 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:54

Lmfao!!

shineyourlight_x 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:58

Duh, I'm sure that this didn't really happen. No one's that dumb.

lostchick64 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:16

yeah i bet. nice tryyyy

Apookoo 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:19

LAME!!!!!!

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