Animals: Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in...

By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

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By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By RyloGhyst - 12/12/2016 12:46 - United States - Killeen

Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:04

She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...

GRRSOM 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:11

I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.

Comments

MinnaAlina 3

Monday 7 November 2011 11:53

i.m prett sure your cat isn't the only one who hates you after you posted this story

iammex3 0

Friday 11 November 2011 15:56

Aww poor cat! Thank goodness you saved it!!

hokesmash 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:33

Lmao

clusterfungus 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:57

oh no! close call, good thing your heard kitty, phew!!

lovedqwerty 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 8:17

Dude I didn't think this was possible.

nerdy96birdy 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:16

There is no PROBABLY about it!

XxTooCoolxX 0

Monday 19 March 2012 4:43

Same thong happened to me. Only. I didn't hear my cat...

FrecklestheClare 6

Tuesday 24 April 2012 6:16

Same thing happened to a friend of mine, only her cat exploded...

xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 18:37

If she wasnt already in the washer I really can't see how this happened..

le_username 5

Friday 21 June 2013 6:07

Would of been great to snuggle with, all warm and all.

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