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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

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Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

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Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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Concerning

By Anonymous - 22/07/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

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Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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My ears!

By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

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Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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sportmaster525 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:08

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

Anderling 32

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:07

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

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meg0709 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 0:00

I agree with #38

thaatgiirl 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 9:36

Lmao!

sophier13 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 4:10

Thats sad that ur sister knows when shes faking and shes not even doing her. Your sad.

MarqLivesInMN 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:52

haha I love your sister,

MC18 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:58

YEAA Minnesotaa:)

miume16 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:10

And how old is your sister??

laurrf 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 2:30

maybe ur just impressive!:D...or not

ardenk 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:03

HA!

Gela96 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 8:09

INCEST! Thats probably y she knows... No offense...

kzkiller001 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:48

LOL you got told by your lil sis!!!

Evan2297 0

Friday 14 October 2011 13:00

Multitasking ftw. Sex, AND texting????

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