By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:33 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
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By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
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your_ma 27

How could you post this without telling us what you picked?!

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FlashBurn 13

Use a towel! simplest solution, and washable.

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onerandomtask 14

someone doesnt know how to use the 3 seashells

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amDes 11

I know about the 3 seashells, and to say the least I could cut it down to 1 seashell

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martinfml 8

Immature pricks. By the way how old are you?

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MythsNLegends 10

You have the best friends ever!

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Sakaea 22

You have asshole friends. Or evil genius friends. Actually, both.

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ajh557 22

Use the spans paper but split in in half and use the non sandy side

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Bicko2004 25

You've got great friends, they've got a great sense of humour.

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