Intimacy: Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started...

By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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sbcpunkrocker 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

HurriKaty 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:02

Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

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jamiej 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:50

@75 read over what you wrote there... I'm pretty sure if she was thinking about how much she missed her ex she was NOT on the verge of an ****** (unless she was fantasizing about him) Leave her, dating people that aren't over an ex is more trouble than its worth. Also, faking orgasms is a bad sign--shows distrust and lack of communication.

deirdre_x3 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:55

if she isn't over her ex, she isn't worth your time. i'd leave her. i don't think she's psychotic though. getting over another is really hard, especially if she cared for him a lot. but you shouldn't have to be with her when she doesn't want to be with you.

bskaboom 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:55

Dude unless the sex is bomb, leave her, otherwise stay unattached, crazy chicks have the best sex!!!

fuckitsmandee 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:57

i suggest you leave her if she starts crying about her ex at that particular moment..that's...awkward :| oh and yeaah fyl, that suckss!

malyssa55 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:57

kinda makes you wonder what she thinks about when you two have sex...

alphabetcity 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:02

Shit, if you leave her she will probably come after you.

wtfreallyin86 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:03

COULD BE MANY REASONS WHY SHE DID THAT 1) you're ugly 2) you're a douche 3) you suck at fingering or anything sexual related and her ex was better 4) bitch is ****** crazy 5) bitch is drunk and stupid and crazy 5)combo of everything mentioned above.

crunkkidz 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:05

haha i love how everybody basically said "RUN, BITCH RUN!" But, that's crazy right there. I mean,if you're gonna cry about him, cry about it on your own time, not when you got a guy in you! lol What a freak!