Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite... - FML

By sniperkit - 26/02/2013 00:44 - United States - Traverse City

Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML

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sniperkit 10

Wednesday 27 February 2013 3:38

Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

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heyitsvanessaa 9

Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:10

Or start looking for a new roommate..

SApprentice 34

Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:30

You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.

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icepick23 12

Thursday 28 February 2013 19:38

Video record it and post it on YouTube?

doctorlocked 2

Saturday 2 March 2013 20:18

Hey that's one of those bad lip reading things from Harry potter

bmazzagatti 4

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:32

Something doesn't add up

MESammyG 10

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:57

Yep. Definitely new roommate.

ally_sanderson 15

Friday 26 September 2014 4:17

Im sorry.. WHAT? Who does that?

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