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By Beestings - 24/03/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Mel Ancholy - 18/02/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2017 22:00

Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML

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Some taken

By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By seriously? - 22/12/2012 22:19 - United States - Spring

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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Small talk

By madamefuxalittle - 08/07/2014 20:52 - United States - Stratford

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:22

On the bright side...he's implying that you have brains. And it's better to base a relationship on brains that are compatible, than it is to be with someone solely because they have big jugs.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:25

That wouldn't be a very original response.

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jetli1234 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:09

sorry but he is implying that you have no boobs, nor brain to understand it.

otecasacid 22

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:12

Not enough interesting things going on in your life that you have nothing to talk about but celebrities you hate? Seriously, the clientele of People Magazine are terrible... You have your own lives, live them, and don't care about what goes on in Hollywood.

perdix 29

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:30

What he meant is that women don't understand the magical power that boobs exert on men. To you, they are just milk bags that are useful for a small part of your life and are otherwise just a hassle. To us, however, a great rack outweighs many personality flaws. I'm sure you've got great **** -- you can send me some pictures for my professional opinion. ;)

noelasis94 18

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:38

And after he said that he repeatedly said king of the castle excitedly didn't he?

cupcakechick 17

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:02

@33 I don't post on FML for peoples amusement, I post to give my opinion, if u don't like it, sorry, and my comment on this thread was sarcasm

CeeCee_fml 16

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:34

...Katy Perry?

DDCA 24

Sunday 24 March 2013 18:06

That's a little harsh. I'm personally an ass man. Which my girlfriend has for days. Small breast and all, your man should live every inch of you. Deny him loving' until he eats his words.

DDCA 24

Sunday 24 March 2013 18:10

I meant to say he should love every inch of you.

DDCA 24

Sunday 24 March 2013 18:07

But I do looooooooove Katy Perry because she is drop dead gorgeous. Men are visual creatures. Excite him by being his little sex kitten.

TiddleyMoney 7

Sunday 24 March 2013 19:21

This is FML... not pornhub. I think you took a wrong turn on the internet.

TiddleyMoney 7

Sunday 24 March 2013 19:19

Don't take this as an attack. he meant no disrespect towards you his lovely wife. he said you wouldn't understand because its true. you wouldn't. why? because its a guy thing. its our mentality and how the media shines on those who are busty. I mean... look at sarah jessica parker....Noooowww look at kim Kardashian. (before she got fat of course) and tell me.. who's a more endowed woman? Sarah. but who's more famous? Nooooow you will know the true balance of the universe young one. now, I will teach you my ways....