Money and Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping, I tried on a beautiful knee-length dress.... - FML

By ShinyLadybird15 - 09/11/2017 01:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while shopping, I tried on a beautiful knee-length dress. It looked amazing and I decided to buy it, until the time came to take it off. A jammed zip meant 15 minutes of tugging before the manager cut me free. FML

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sumocj 14

Thursday 9 November 2017 2:59

Stupid child proof skirts

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 9 November 2017 1:59

Damn those pesky zippers.

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Glowworm56 26

Thursday 9 November 2017 1:59

Damn those pesky zippers.

sumocj 14

Thursday 9 November 2017 2:59

Stupid child proof skirts

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 November 2017 5:54

Did you still buy it?

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Thursday 9 November 2017 13:06

I’m going to assume the phrase “you break it you buy it” would apply in this situation. That’s what my ex father-in-law said when he found out I got his daughter pregnant out of wedlock.

Seeya55 31

Friday 10 November 2017 2:07

It actually may not apply. If the zipper got stuck, that's the clothing fault. Especially if the zipper was already down before she tried it on. If the dress fit fine and the manager couldn't even undo it, there's no way she could be blamed. It wouldn't have worked on anyone wearing it.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 9 November 2017 6:28

It's YKK or nothing.

Cali 54

Thursday 9 November 2017 16:09

I hope they didn't make you pay for it!

hugozac88 22

Monday 13 November 2017 7:42

At least you didn’t catch a butt check with the zipper, so.. win... kinda

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