Love: Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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GlobalB 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:30

Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?

Everlasting_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:30

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

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sfgfan10 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:54

it's just a facebook quiz, and you're being paranoid

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:46

Wait a second... What's wrong with being Californian?

CryingHowls 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:07

honestly, it's just a quiz. i'd take it if i saw a quiz as interesting as that. it doesn't mean anything significan't i sense trust issues.

blah123blah 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:14

Next time you quote, make sure the quote is correct... Should be "girlfriend". Anyways, that's nothing. Its probably saying, if you were to cheat on your girlfriend, how long do you think it would take her to realize. But, sence you seem so paranoid about this, I don't think it would take very long for you to notice.

fmskat3r 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:16

YDI!! Trolls ftw!!

Dabamash 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:12

You, my friend, are a hypocrite. "Sence" should be "since".

AmericansAreDumb 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:42

The result was, "Not too long now," right?

TheFifthWitness 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:03

lmfao

katied4224 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:41

Well if your sneaking around his profile, you obviously don't trust him. Without trust you don't have a relationship. Hes probably getting from the hooked out junkie down the block.