Miscellaneous: Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect...

By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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You deserved it 109 681

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By DL06 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 643

Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 956

You deserved it 274

The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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You deserved it 288

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 462

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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You deserved it 645

The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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You deserved it 93 924

By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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You deserved it 5 280

Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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You deserved it 608

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 400

You deserved it 8 794

Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 219

riii 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:30

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:25

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

Comments

SeximusPrime 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:48

You're stupid to show n00dz after only 5 hours. Come ON. If your niece is a real bitch she'd use them for blackmail material.

mlipro 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 2:28

You fell in love with your niece. I hope she posts the pictures online. Then, whenever i think "Fail" I'll be able to see your face... and your weird ass birthmark.

golfpro908 0

Friday 16 July 2010 21:03

my friend would talk to you to 5 hours plus .. he might not fall in love with you but if you fall in love that quick I suppose anythings possible.. give em a text at 601 297 0194

_Tigress_ 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:16

YDI for falling in love with a guy online...ur lucky it was ur niece, could've been a creepy 80 yr old man. Idiot

longtimesunshine 4

Friday 10 September 2010 6:48

I'm just shocked you sat at a computer for five hours. 8|

sweetdreams20 0

Monday 20 September 2010 7:08

wow it only takes five hours maybe don't be so easy?

milf762010 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:00

And i thought after 6 months of dating THINKING i was in love with my boyfriend was rushing it....didnt say the l word for 2 more months.

angel55033 12

Friday 29 October 2010 10:09

wow you're pathetic 5 hours and you say you love him and send naked pictures too? wow loser

moms_mistake 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:40

i've never felt less guilty clicking the "you totally deserved it" button in all my life. you're stupid. you're easy. and now you're niece has the best damn blackmail over you ever. and guess what? you deserve it. dumb ass...