Sex and Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's...

By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Cantunsee - 26/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Heartbroken - 30/10/2023 06:00

Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML

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By child abused - 19/10/2017 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML

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By Francia - 04/12/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Indifference

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML

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Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.

Some_guy 6

Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door

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BBBBOOM 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:24

wow thats hilarous nd sad at the same time

Gia0896 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:33

wow @ #103

jj911 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:35

ydi for changing sex into a woman, per request by your gay lover, only to find out he favors real women over ones that have plastic stuffed into them and castrated.

hayno 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:38

That sucks that you got cheated on, but who really cares what song he's singing when u caught him

smokey23 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:41

i agree what 109 said and the question is did you say with him after what happen ?

Arabian_Dude 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:41

hes good LMAO !!

sammix345 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:51

lmfao this just made my night

SexyMcBeast 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:51

AMAZING! Don't dump him, whatever you do. At that moment, you should have known he was a keeper.

waterynuggets 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:53

Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. Making love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!