Geek: Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML - FML

By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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Couch potato

By Chelsea - 24/09/2025 22:00

Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML

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By why me - 29/06/2016 04:41 - United States - Milford

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

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By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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Neglected

By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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More brain worms please

By Kilye - 18/07/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML

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Top comments

Sindy_fml 4

Friday 20 August 2010 14:08

wow, your life must be boring.

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:20

.... How did this pass?

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kalixzo 11

Friday 2 April 2010 19:20

Why are there so many FML's that belong on MLIA?

Critter456 0

Monday 12 April 2010 9:52

did you turn on both sides of your brain first?I think not.

lonidani9229 3

Friday 23 April 2010 4:54

how is this an fml?

mypod66 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 17:19

nice

aliceni 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:09

Isn't this on the wrong website? This is not an FML.

jrkarikas 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 3:57

how is this a fml? oh no, you spent 15 seconds waving around the tv remote tryin to click on your game. then you figured out you were holding the tv remote and grabbed the wiu remote and laughed it off. fyl.

skitzoyd 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 21:12

remind me again why I should care? oh yeah! I'm a ******* idiot and should learn what the site is all about before I post! :D

qwertyass 0

Friday 2 July 2010 20:04

Funny:)) NOT an fml though. Tell it to the Failblog,

TinyVixen 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:02

ur a whiny bitch.

ZacharyorAndrew 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:26

thats why i have a xbox. plus i wont accidentally break my tv screen playing wii bowling

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