Health: Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed...

By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Kassiopia - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

unlucky. fair point though. he only cares

NattG17 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:08

What's wrong with that? He was concerned.

Comments

hiddydiddy 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:59

YDI for taking showers.

gigilvrs6 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:06

So what's the FML here???

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:52

I'm guessing it is that she has a handprint on her face. It wouldn't bother you the tiniest bit to have someone smack you across the face while you're sleeping?

abezzy 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:40

hey catherine, were u from

zach5432 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:52

she's not from anywhere near you... trying to pick up a girl over fml.... fail

abezzy 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:57

no, y u say that

ahhnonomhisdude 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:02

It looks as though there are a lot of people on here that are jealous of you OP. They wish their daddy cared enough to slap the shit out of them. FYL for being diabetic.