Love: Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came...

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 5 730

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By Landin - 12/05/2025 16:00 - United States - Vernal

Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML

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You deserved it 279

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 761

You deserved it 1 496

By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 981

You deserved it 2 887

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 664

You deserved it 19 465

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 565

You deserved it 5 213

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 894

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 687

You deserved it 3 957

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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You deserved it 3 429

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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You deserved it 4 966

Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 385

You deserved it 2 557

ThorPowaa 19

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:08

Baby come back!

RoseBlack123 37

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:08

Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all

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bmazzagatti 4

Monday 4 November 2013 23:20

I'm sorry buddy

KylarStern19 7

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:48

You didn't just start dating did you.....

ThatsLifeThough 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:20

She was just playing along with the "cat and mouse" game ;). Go catch her... If you can lol!

XypherDubstep 8

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:53

Sounds like a relationship I'd go through...

thisismylifesoo 11

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:59

a FML that actually made me feel bad, sorry OP. FYL

shakespearelove 6

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:28

That's so sad!

krickhahn24 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:48

It sucks. I know. But it really depends how long you two had been dating.

IIIIIIIII 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 13:14

I can feel the romance

AgentPlatypus73 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:15

Aww, you deserve someone better.

lonelyguy1995 5

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:16

Dr.Leonard Hofstader, is that you?

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One last thing…

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