By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 021
You deserved it 14 604

Same thing different taste

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sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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Guys are such as*holes sometimes. I don't ever wanna get married. :(

dudeitsdanny 9

If all girls are like you.. I'll spend my life single. Thank God not all girls are this dumb, and hold the majority of/all guys accountable and to the standards of another's action. Good thing you don't wanna get married: No guy will marry a girl with that attitude.

^^^16 Win! Can I propose to you over the Internet or would that be lacking in the romantic department? 12 or whatever damn number you are - Go buy some cats and be a crazy cat lady. If you think that way, all your relationships will suck more than OPs (pun intended)

16 is a guy...I'm not judging, I just don't know if you know.

I won't judge, as long as i can film... wait a minute. Did you say they were both guys? Even better.

Thank you for the heads up! I looked at his picture all confused, checked his profile and read "the picture is of my girlfriend." *face palm* Doesn't change the fact that the epic-ness of his comment has possibly made me fall in love *cough* no **** *cough*

12, being a girl as well, I'd have to say, you did sound REALLY dumb just then...

OMG serouisly back off and take a chill pill!!! :)

lol haha you totally made me giggle lol you are adorable ha

oh, and my comment was directed at 49!

agree with 236, but still kinda creepy to say that on here :/

DudeImBetter 0

it's funny how when someone says someone is hot on fml there always has to be someone else that says they agree but it's creepy for the original poster to say it but somehow it's not creepy for them to say it.

Well I did just accidentally confess my love for some dude via FML so I'd say stranger things have happened...

stereotypes of any kind are blind sighted but seriously... **** getting married like liver for dinner its a thing of the past.

dudeitsdanny 9

... I really need to get ahold of a computer soon.. Haha. I've had dudes ask for shit via private messages recently.. That, and that girl has been my ex for over a month now, lol. But as long as you don't ask over WoW, we're good. I'm not picky about my proposals ;)

yah she a cat lady for sure well said to the above posters

Its Steak and ******* day. Youre obligated.

Can we make that day a year round holiday?

Oral sex is really not optional. Steak and BJ day or otherwise.

bodnarfresh 0

I love the way ugly girls take the guy's side in hope men will like them more. But if that's the only way you can attract someone, go a-head. (If it was the first time she said it, there's a problem. If she says it 15 times a day, there isn't.)

persianjr1 7

well then your relationship must end now or it will suck !! lol

larfam 2

you just found out about that?

he's basing that comment off a quote from field of dreams. "if you build it, they will come". dont be so naive -.-

Great film, and great band in your picture/name.

59- Naive... Not the word I was thinking of.

127, were thinking "stupid" instead?lol

uhh if you were anything near a bro you'd be having a girl suck you off right now

62- If you were anywhere near intelligient, you wouldn't have made that comment. I'm sorry if I'm seriously offending you; I've had a bad day. :(