Health: Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 18:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 3 832

Correlation?

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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kmarrs 2

Monday 7 March 2011 23:09

Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.

beautifulbeau 4

Monday 7 March 2011 23:13

that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.

Comments

hatesboners 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:23

Mary was supposedly a virgin too.....

rykerman33 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:15

lol someone is taking phycology this semester.

glen12 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:47

cause that's logical, 'my daughter vomited therefor she MUST be preggo!'....

NextBigThing5044 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:10

Its like when your a teen anything you say or do makes you automatically preg, on drugs, or are having sex.

tiamo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 14:38

i dont believe

michellez 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 14:54

my mom is the same way

oooKiLLaHooo 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:05

how is it a phenomenon if it's common?

jvillan87 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 20:30

Some one needs to take English.

jvillan87 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 20:39

Some one needs to take English.

lilbabygirl2012 2

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:13

lmfao ma cuz thought i was once bcuz i was craving chocolate wtf is wrong wit ppl now days n im a virgin 2 which makes it worse 4 somone 2 think dat of me :( i feel u