Miscellaneous: Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my son to check it out and he agreed too. I was nervous so I called animal control, and they said it would cost $50 just for them to come out, I agreed. It ends up I paid $50 for them to pick up an old diamond weave farmer's hat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

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fudrick 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:04

YDI for thinking you have to call Animal Control for a (most likely) harmless snake.

AfricanChick 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:18

Uh why'd you call animal control just for a snake? It was probably harmless if it was a snake.

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pinoylimegreen 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:23

your son is a real dumbass

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:25

wtf? she's the dumbass for getting hiding behind her son.

lalaimbored 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:27

ahah i thought you were gonna say you thought the hose you were watering with was the snake.

iFruit 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:32

$50, not $500.

mrsmaguy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:03

YDI because you should have verified it was a snake before wasting your money.

FarSide 22

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:46

I hope they set the farmer's hat free in a safe location.

Snowolf69 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 7:57

Me too, they are an endangered species you know.

beethoven_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:05

you, ma'am, are what we call a Weenie

iFruit 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:47

Most of you commenters are so funny you make me want to pee in my pants! Seriously, HAHAHA. You know who you are.

foryoublue94 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:52

It's stupid that it would cost money for Animal Control to come out. People could be killed by feral animals because they couldn't afford to pay $50.

elmangy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:56

DANG. should've given that $50 to the guy with the cast! xD

gqduck 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 6:58

even if it was a snake, why would you call animal control? Californians are so strange..

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