Miscellaneous: Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of...

By Soapy - 28/06/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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By :(( - 30/05/2013 21:18 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 709

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 00:00

Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 703

By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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You deserved it 789

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML

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You deserved it 120

By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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Nice mental image

By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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You deserved it 343

No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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You deserved it 35 037

CASoulNYCmind 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:14

What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.

amy10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:12

lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?

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StumbleBee 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:22

Today i flip flopped the zoopidy bop. I'm 26. FML

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:48

Haha!

misguidedvision 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:56

rofl this made my day...

BCrazzi 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:26

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! ahahahahahahahahahahahah! Aha... That made my night:)

Uh_OhLmao 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:24

lol i would have done the same exact thing

ashdew13 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:24

hahahah....sounds like something I would do... lol

i_imagine 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:25

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panicked 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:27

aww, i want pony soap. ):

ChefBoy6382 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:27

at 16 you should be smart enough to just boil the soap in water to get the pony out without wasting 3 hours of your awesome life.

wishingtobe 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:43

wont something happen to the pony if you boil the soap?

LITTLEc0516 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:47

lmfao you just made my day. Don't hurt that pony!

Jarlais 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:28

So, your stupidity will be the death of you....

jonnymohio 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:29

Why does your age matter? Spending three hours washing your hands is FML enough, no matter what the age.

FDXCpinballwiz 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:30

I think its like a prize inside. My only guess?? Kinda like when you just eat cereal so you can get to the prize inside.

augustdanielle 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:31

lmaooo . i want onee!

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Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

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Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

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Today, I received a gift certificate from my grandmother for a local bookshop. Considering how broke I am, this would be a fantastic gift. If the bookshop in question wasn't a right-wing evangelical Christian Bookshop, and I wasn't Jewish. FML

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Today, the ex of my boyfriend of 18 months called me and put her phone in her purse. I heard my boyfriend say he's sick of me, he hasn't been happy for a year, and he's afraid to leave because he feels sorry for me. He bought her a ring. I got earrings. FML

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Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML

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