Miscellaneous: Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing...

By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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You deserved it 4 119

By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 098

To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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You deserved it 12 024

Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 10 936

By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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You deserved it 52 858

By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

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You deserved it 9 775

By Sarah - 17/12/2012 12:25 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 733

By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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You deserved it 51 601

By couch_potato - 28/03/2013 07:53

Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 24 809

MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:13

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

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kacie13 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:36

I busted out laughing from the first sentence. :p & ew.

ponyperson 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:33

Cookies? You really put a flippin camera in your kitchen for cookies? Fail...

member0987654321 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:54

your cookies? wtf are you like ******* five years old? FREAK.

lobby0ne 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:13

******* delete it then instead of posting on FML! wtf is wrong with you?!

jem1991 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:44

thievery, in my kitchen?

aymaureen 0

Friday 24 July 2009 7:53

so you set up a camera to see who's stealing your ******* cookies? maybe they should steal them, your fatass could use to skip a meal. or nine.

_unwritten_xox 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:23

number 121: Why would he do that, its funny.. This is the point of this site.. To post your mishaps.

iTz_Mark 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 13:00

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1789843

maria12_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:38

Your probably 12... Am I right??!!

staystrongholdon 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:05

FYL for having to see it , but YDI for being too stupid to know what a DELETE button is .

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