Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers....

By JMU - 06/07/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers. I was on my way to a rest stop to use the bathroom so as we were waiting for police I went into the woods and I come out to the police arresting me for public urination. One of the drivers said I was "using the woods for a bathroom." FML

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By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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Bladder control

By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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By CJ 84 - 19/01/2019 14:00

Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML

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By trippiex - 30/11/2019 20:00

Today, I was driving by the carnival and I really had to use the bathroom. I saw a porta-potty next to a house, so I parked in their front yard to use the bathroom very quickly. I came out to see a group of teenage boys urinating on my car. FML

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When you gotta go, you gotta go

By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in Poison Ivy. FML

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Pissed

By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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ArtsySwag 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:39

So... you helped one of the drivers and they reported you? That's so rude. And besides, a little pee won't hurt the trees.

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

That's a crime?!?

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MIKENYC 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:36

arrested ? not a summions? anyway , that's bad

equastriangirl 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:58

YDI why didn't you just wait and use the bathrooms at the rest stop?

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:40

That's what you get for helping people. I never help anyone for any reason.

simplewhimsy 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:58

If no one can see you, what's so bad about going to the bathroom in the woods? 0o The lower 48 continues to astound me.

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:53

Animals can shit wherever they want, but if you walk upright draining the lizard is a crime. Wow.

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:27

Sounds fake. Public urination is generally only a ticketable offense.

SortaBlack 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:14

21 is my hero

rakhil11 7

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:51

er.....

ndesi62 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:24

Public Urination is illegal? Huh. I didn't know that.

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:02

Seems public urination would be a state or local issue. to those of you saying it's illegal "in the U.S." I doubt there's a federal law about peeing in public. Heck, even murder is only prohibited by state laws...