By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 19:54 - Denmark

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Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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MaryFairy 3

This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?

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asianinvasionn6 0

Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:

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NicaShank 0

Is your crush Barney Stinson by any chance?

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slinkydee 2

If you have to act a certain way to attract someone, are they really worth it?

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Dez31396 0

tell him how you feel! if u don't he won't know ur feelings for him n he will just keep doing what he's doing.... boys are oblivious sometimes you know

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chi_chia 6

I FEEL FOR YOU! i just spent so much time doing that... and then he's just all like "oh, hey bro. so me and cal were high as balls last night... and we invited these ***** over..." then cal walks in... and my crush's all like "dude, you gotta come over and clean up my room!" and then cal's like "naw, man, there's cum all over that shit!" and i'm just like FML i did not just spend the last few months of my life hanging out with these guys just so i could get with this ASSHOLE! GIRL i feel your pain!

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chi_chia 6

I FEEL FOR YOU! i just spent so much time doing that... and then he's just all like "oh, hey bro. so me and cal were high as balls last night... and we invited these ***** over..." then cal walks in... and my crush's all like "dude, you gotta come over and clean up my room!" and then cal's like "naw, man, there's cum all over that shit!" and i'm just like FML i did not just spend the last few months of my life hanging out with these guys just so i could get with this ASSHOLE! GIRL i feel your pain!

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chi_chia 6

I FEEL FOR YOU! i just spent so much time doing that... and then he's just all like "oh, hey bro. so me and cal were high as balls last night... and we invited these ***** over..." then cal walks in... and my crush's all like "dude, you gotta come over and clean up my room!" and then cal's like "naw, man, there's cum all over that shit!" and i'm just like FML i did not just spend the last few months of my life hanging out with these guys just so i could get with this ASSHOLE! GIRL i feel your pain!

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Djdeandre 1

now u know how nice guys who end up in the freind zone feel

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kmerritt10 6

Listen i don't see why your bashing her people do the craziest thing for someone they care about even if they are hurt in the process

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mattscott 5

Yeah, usually when you act like a guy, they treat you like a guy. I know first hand.

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