your penis is a dick!

Tmi just saying bro but there's ways around it wank it first maybe that'll help and if your young it will get better as you get older your just excited about it to much

Now that is just depressing. Luckily it's the 21st century, and there are drugs for that. Don't worry OP!

Technically it's not ED. When drunk, it's called drunk dick, and many guys get that, cant get it up when drunk. It sucks but most guys it'll go away in time and you'll have no problem with that give it year or two

One word tipsy do it

You should give up masturbation

ha.

fyl?...it doesn't sound like anything in your life is going to involve "****" anytime soon. sorry OP

Jerk off before you have sex, you should be able to last longer the second time.

Find your sweet spot :)