Work: Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker....

By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By twit - 16/03/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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By Secondyearcollegekid - 03/10/2018 15:30

Today, one of my housemates licked or bit all 12 of the cupcakes I'd bought to give to a friend as a "Thank you" gift. No one will own up to it. FML

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By Scottrick - 01/03/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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Delivered

By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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Bad liar

By pirotess31 - 31/07/2025 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML

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High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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All mine

By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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Zarp 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:04

Tip 1: Never leave cookies alone

LookAtMyGoat 8

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:01

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar!

Comments

angel55033 12

Tuesday 19 February 2013 14:28

place another box out, try to catch'em in the act. or hell that's stealing if your work has security cameras I'd get them checked.

crazytwinsmom 25

Tuesday 19 February 2013 15:01

Girl scout cookies turn people into animals! Especially thin mints!

noelasis94 18

Tuesday 19 February 2013 15:46

Now it's time you start thinking of the note you'll leave which might go something like this now when you least expect it something very bad will happen next time everyone except me shampoos their hair thank you have a nice day that'd be some good fortune telling

newburton13 26

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:40

Make everyone's life miserable until someone fesses up and get them fired for theft.

LightsxOut 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 17:33

If they were Thin Mints, I can totally understand why the mystery person ate them all.

simoncat 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 17:36

Look for crumbs and an empty inner wrapper near or on every person's desk. (Peanut better or thin mint breath is a give away too.) At $4.00 a box, those suckers aren't cheap. Having them be stolen by a trusted co-worker makes it a high crime.