Health: Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus... - FML

By OhHeySlogan - 06/11/2011 18:24 - United States

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

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OhHeySlogan 4

Monday 7 November 2011 5:31

I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.

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fortehlulocaust 6

Monday 7 November 2011 1:03

Life can be a prick.

AngryBeaver32 8

Monday 7 November 2011 1:18

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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springsprout 3

Wednesday 20 November 2013 22:11

I've done this before so i feel your pain.

Lelliott 7

Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:26

It's a cactus, why didn't you think "all cacti have sharp spines, that's what makes it a cactus."

Suaria 38

Friday 4 March 2016 1:04

I'm wondering why you thought it was a good idea to pick up a cactus. I'm from California and there is no cacti in my area. I at least know that all cacti have splinters.

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