By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0

be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.

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Waffleiron 0

I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.

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a_guy_witha_face 0

that's AMAZING!! i want a roommate like that when i get a roomie :D

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Weevil_fml 0

Yeah, this is in no way an FML. It sounds like she's just having a bit of fun, I do stuff like that all the time. Some people are just so boring these days...

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emmakitty 0

Wait, she makes things talk . . . like with her mind? That's effing awesome! I wish I could make things talk with my mind.

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JulzKay 0

I like your roomie. More interesting than the others. You seem like a stuck-up bitch.

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jchansfan 0

Ever consider she's just joking around or messing with you? I'm thinking she's might be bit weird, but its not the end of the world... though I guess its easy to say when you're not sharing a room with her... :/

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realggirl 0

Wow, you're lucky. She sounds like a cool person. It may not be conventional but conventional is boring.

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Cristaderzi 0

Asumming she is indeed Mentally ill not all ill people are homicidal.,, And thats probaly her way of "breaking the ice" So chill. I could think of WAY worse roomies to bunk with.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Okay, this is much worse than that stupid one with the boyfriend. It's not exactly horrible, but it is a little unsettling. Show her how to make real friends by being one?

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Ninjaface 0

By any chance do you go to Hogwarts? Or Xavier Academy?

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