Miscellaneous Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named...

creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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That's a bad look

Mortified - 30/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML

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Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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Love thy neighbour

Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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That Netflix show

Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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Sort yourselves out

Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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enonymous 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Therapists are people too!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:37

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

GorJessox 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:07

batter than "TheMurdererDownstairs" lol

AgentSmith79 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:12

You should make it easy for him by leaving your doors unlocked and sleeping naked.

V19Spartan 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:16

Guys it is time to be honest and upfront, that is why mine is Childpredator6969

Friaza 29

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:52

e_e

egrodo 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:55

Giggity!

iceclimbers1 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:53

Two wifi points around my beach house are "Cat In The Freezer" and "Catbones." I'm guessing people don't like cats around here

gigi03 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:00

He probably put that to keep ppl away.

RafaelDeLaGhetto 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:08

Rename yours Chris Hansen.

birdofparadise 16

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:35

Run. Run fast, run hard, but just run.

picklemonger 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:04

Smart! nobody's going to want to use signal from THAT access point. :)

AlexJeffs1992 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:10

I'd move out :p

CAveMAn3719 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:11

Nigga is going to get yo butty hole

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Today, a police officer stopped me and told me he got an anonymous tip that I was going to kill myself. I wasnt. Protocol says he had to bring me straight to a hospital where I explained that someone was messing with me. nobody listened. Now I have a hospital bill for $2,250. FML

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